Bye-bye love, via SMS

 

No breaking the news softly. A recent survey revealed that nearly one in 10 people admit to dumping their partner by a cell phone text message rather than face-to-face.
While that may hurt, it could also avoid unpleasant situations. So if you're the kind looking to say bye-bye love over the cell, this tell you how, with these cutting but effective one-liners.

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  • Sorry, my doctor said I have to cut out all the fat.
  • Now that I'm finally sober, I don't think this relationship is going to work.
  • I am sorry, I thought you were someone else.
  • My dog is concerned I'm not spending enough time with him.
  • I miss being happy!
  • How will I know I want to spend the next 50 years with you unless i date other people?
  • (my fav)You're my best friend in the world, and I love you to death... but you're like a sister to me.
  • I've found myself at a fork in the road and you're the road I ain't taking!
  • It's not like we are really going out anyway.
  • I got evolved with you to reassure myself that not all women were like my ex.
  • Summer is over and so are you.
  • Sorry I can't afford to go out with you anymore.
  • I'm not dumping you, and I'm not ending it, I just want to dissolve the relationship.
  • I don't think my mum likes your face.
  • You scientists just don't understand.
  • Sorry, I'm too buzy to love.

    • - courtesy BT



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