to you and you, and only you!

If you kiss her, you are not gentlemen 
If you don't, you are not a man 
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying 
If you don't, you are good for nothing 
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp 
If you don't, you are not understanding 
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring 
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing 
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy 
If you don't, you are a dull boy 
If you are jealous, she says it's bad 
If you don't, she thinks you don't love her 
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her 
If you don't, she thinks that you do not like her 
If you are a minute late, she complaints it’s hard to wait 
If she is late, she says that's a girl’s way 
If you visit another man, you are not putting in "quality time" 
If she is visited by another woman," Oh it’s natural, we are girls". 
If you kisses her once in a while, she professes you are cold. 
If you kiss her often, she yells you are taking advantage 
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics 
If you do, she thinks its just one of men's tactics for seduction 
If you stare at another women, she accuses you of flirting 
If she is stared by other man, she says that they are just admiring 
If you talk, she wants you to listen 
If you listen, she wants you to talk. 

In short 

So damming, yet so WONDERFUL 
So simple, yet so complex 
So weak, yet so powerful 
So confusing, yet so desirable 
So damming, yet so WONDERFUL 

THEN, what do you say dear friend ABOUT *****