- People who think they know everything tend to irritate those of us who do.
- I didn't believe in reincarnation in any of my other lives.
- I don't see why I should have to believe in it in this one.
- If a man has a strong faith he can indulge in the luxury of skepticism.
- I'm a firm believer in the concept of a ruling class,especially since I rule.
- Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Unix is the most user friendly system I know, the point is the it is really selective about who is indeed its friend.
- The difference between theory and practice, is that in theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.
- Your mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.
- I might disagree with what you have to say, but I'll defend your right to say it to the death.
- Software is like sex, it is better when it is free.- Linus Torvalds
- The 3 great virtues of a programmer:
Laziness, Impatience, and Hubris.
- Men don't want children!.Any man who thinks or says he wants children is no longer a man
but a pussywhipped freak of nature.
- Think about how stupid the average person is.Then realise that half of them are more stupid than that.
- How to relate to women: Treat them like compilers that take simple statements and turn them into big productions.
- Life is a sexually transmittable desease with terminal outcome.
- Failure is not an option, it comes bundled with the software.
- If you don't know where you are going you are never lost.
- If you're right 90% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%?
- Great minds discuss ideas,
Average minds discuss events,
Small minds discuss people.
- Light travels faster than sound.That is why some people appear brightuntil you hear them speak.
- A hen is an egg's way of making another egg.
- Luck can't last a lifetime unless you die young!
- Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.
- If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.
- If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
- There is no joy greater than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, except mayby the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the ocean of reality.
- It takes months to find a customer, but only seconds to lose one. The good news is we should run out of them in no time.
- Mediocrity: It takes a lot less time, and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late.
Laziness: Success is a jurney, not a destination. So stop running.
- Despair INC
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